this morning,
andrew was waking up. i was sitting next to him in bed on my laptop.
A: rolls over towards me, starting to wake up. "watcha doing babe?"
M: "looking at apartments in dallas".
A: "parking in dallas." (not even a question, just an odd statement).
M: "apartments..."
short pause.
A: sounding very sure of himself: "that's a great couch".
M: "couch?"
A: nods. then goes back to sleep.
a week or two ago. andrew had just woken up, and we were talking normal, lucid. then there was a lull in the conversation, and next thing i hear...
A: "you're always banging your mallet".
M: confused, we had just been talking, both awake. so i thought he was still awake. "what? banging my mallet?"
A: "banging your mallet, like a judge. you're always banging your mallet like a judge".
ha ha!
also recently:
i went to wake andrew up. i had already showered and had just been blow drying my wet hair. andrew had his arm around my neck and felt how hot it was (from the blow dryer) but he didn't know that. since he was still half asleep.
he told me:
"you're as hot as a bottle".
"you're as hot as a bottle of warm milk."
a month or two ago, andrew told me that the night before, as i was falling asleep, i started talking crazy (no surprise there). i said:
"they have birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie boots." and then turned and rolled over. 12 birdies. who knew.
another one, soon after we had gotten married. andrew was saying our prayer and i was super tired and falling asleep during it. i think i managed to say amen. then i tried to go the extra mile and say goodnight and i love you to andrew. only, instead of "love you andrew" it came out like this:
"i love you heavenly father"... and i left andrew bewildered. ha ha.
This is hilarious. We miss you Mer! hope you and Andrew are doing good :)
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